[A large tableau of a storm; text reads: “From the Creators of ‘Triassic Park’; and the Director of ‘Fast!’; ‘Cyclone: Uh oh! Nature’s scary!’; POLYMATHEMATICAL LTD. And TALLYWHACKER PICTURES Present, An ELFHAT ENTERTAINMENT Production, A MARC T. THOMBLONDE Film; NECK FRENCHIE, QUINN DJINNIN, “CYCLONE”, PATTI WACK, And GENDER TWINCE; Film Editor NARC CHESTER, A.C.E.; Production Designer TSAR NICHOLAS II; Director of Photography KEN RIPS, A.S.C.; Music By SPELT QUANDRY; Executive Producers DICK CHEX, TWELFTH NIGHT, NATALIE DACKS And TEN ELEVEN; Written By CHEF HAM-MAN & HEFF HUFFMAN; Produced By JACK, TRIFORCE APPLEJACK And NICE BASIL; Directed By NIP SHIPPLES; OPENS EVERYWHERE MAY 19TH”.]